Winter Ready

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift