Wine Glass Chair
Backyard dining for a wine connoisseur
Aussies know how to always keep a glass at hand
QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown
The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner