Wine Glass Chair

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen