QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown
The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff
Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah