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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The largest room in the world is the room for improvement. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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