Window Recliner

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The largest room in the world is the room for improvement. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson