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What happened when the boss installed his own door

WinDoor thanks to Barry McCartney

Leave it to the experts when it comes to window and door framing

How not to frame a window and door opening

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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