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WinDoor

What happened when the boss installed his own door

WinDoor thanks to Barry McCartney

Leave it to the experts when it comes to window and door framing

How not to frame a window and door opening

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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