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WinDoor

What happened when the boss installed his own door

WinDoor thanks to Barry McCartney

Leave it to the experts when it comes to window and door framing

How not to frame a window and door opening
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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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