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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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