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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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