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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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