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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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