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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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