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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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