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Wi-Fi Neighbour

How to find cheap, nearby internet access

Wi-Fi Neighbour thanks to Keith Blake

After all, what are friends for?

WiFi: a popular technology that allows an electronic device to exchange data or connect to the internet wirelessly using radio waves... free, if you have good neighbours!

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Stories are just data with a soul. - Brene Brown

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

A lot of being an adult is just resetting the Wi-Fi. - Jen Statsky

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

We don't sell data; we don't allow anyone to sell data. - Mark Zuckerberg

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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