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Wi-Fi Neighbour

How to find cheap, nearby internet access

Wi-Fi Neighbour thanks to Keith Blake

After all, what are friends for?

WiFi: a popular technology that allows an electronic device to exchange data or connect to the internet wirelessly using radio waves... free, if you have good neighbours!
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Stories are just data with a soul. - Brene Brown

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

We don't sell data; we don't allow anyone to sell data. - Mark Zuckerberg

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg


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