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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

on forever's very now we stand - e e cummings

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. - Oscar Wilde

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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