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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

on forever's very now we stand - e e cummings

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty. - Ulysses S Grant

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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