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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump


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