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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

on forever's very now we stand - e e cummings

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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