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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

You stand out more by being weird than fitting in. - Emma Tupa

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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