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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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