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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

Even if we stand at the very summit of virtue, it is by mercy that we shall be saved. - John Chrysostom

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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