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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

on forever's very now we stand - e e cummings

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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