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Lion's march en masse to view the traveling human zoo

Who's Watching Whom? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Lion pride proud of their catch

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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