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Lion's march en masse to view the traveling human zoo

Who's Watching Whom? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Lion pride proud of their catch

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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