Who's Watching Whom?

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway