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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor


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