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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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