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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sand Subway

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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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