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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass


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