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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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