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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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