Welcome to Texas, USPS

I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey