QuotaBillsI get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Bowling: Marbles for grown-ups. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce
I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau
He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz