Welcome to Texas, USPS

I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz