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Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe


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