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Waterfall Path

Finally finding the true source of drinking water

Waterfall Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What goes down must come up

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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