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Waterfall Path

Finally finding the true source of drinking water

Waterfall Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What goes down must come up

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard


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