QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Chaste makes waste. - Unknown
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown