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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste. - Paul Romer

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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