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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Waste not, want not. - Proverb

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste. - Paul Romer

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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