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RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

The most wasted of all our days are those in which we have not laughed. - Sebastien Chamfort

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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