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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Every day that you haven't learned something new is a wasted day. - Joe-kster

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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