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Water Skiing in Russia

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Making do by saying, 'Nyet!' to a ski boat

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Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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