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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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