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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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