QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak
The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler