Water Break

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown