Water Break

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler