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Water Break

A helping hand between good friends

Water Break thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Reaching out for a cool drink

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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