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Water Break

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Water Break thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Reaching out for a cool drink

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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