Water Break

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown