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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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