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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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