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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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