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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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