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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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