#1 humor site on the 'net

Walker Safety

Tips on safety for storing a senior walker

Walker Safety thanks to Mike King

Best walkers for tennis ball seniors

Cadillac of Walkers
Motorized senior walkers and rollators

QuotaBills
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


Wrench Dinosaur

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

One More Drop

Idling Eric Idle

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

High Heel Diver

Rising To The Occasion

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

I See You

Get Off Your High Horse

Redneck Towing

Revenge of the Stallion

Rat Cut

Spot the Hidden Barred Owl

Smoking Hot Body

Billy the Eagle Owl

Star Wars Fisherman

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pet Dentist

Nuts And Fruitcakes

Spiral Staircase

Scubaru

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

Pigeon Drink