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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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