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Waiting For Spring in Canada

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Waiting For Spring in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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