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Waiting For Spring in Canada

Why Canadians don't stop too long for coffee at Timmy's

Waiting For Spring in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Joe forgot to bring along his de-icing equipment

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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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