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Waiting For Spring in Canada

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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