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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Are we having fun yet? - Carol Burnett

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary W. Little

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them,
But none are fun when you set about retiring them. - Ogden Nash

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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