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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun. - Ann Landers

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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