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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun. - Malcolm Forbes

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them,
But none are fun when you set about retiring them. - Ogden Nash

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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