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Are we having fun yet? - Carol Burnett

I'm tired of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them,
But none are fun when you set about retiring them. - Ogden Nash

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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