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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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