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The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong


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