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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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