Vintage Planter

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright