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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. - Jane Austen

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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