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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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