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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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