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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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