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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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