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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone


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