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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Another victim of the grim weeper. - Archie Bunker

I got a unanimous (anonymous) letter - Archie Bunker

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

What hurts the victim most is not the cruelty of the oppressor but the silence of the bystander. - Elie Wiesel

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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