Unknown Assailant

The unknown is ever imagined. - Greek Proverb

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You are not the victim of your story. - John Gray

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Be the heroine of your life, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Felix trembled, but he did not repent. Felix was a victim of tomorrow. If today has slain its thousands, tomorrow has slain its tens of thousands. - Clarence E Macartney

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump