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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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You are not the victim of your story. - John Gray

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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