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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Another victim of the grim weeper. - Archie Bunker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Felix trembled, but he did not repent. Felix was a victim of tomorrow. If today has slain its thousands, tomorrow has slain its tens of thousands. - Clarence E Macartney

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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