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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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