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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

You are not the victim of your story. - John Gray

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Be the heroine of your life, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

What hurts the victim most is not the cruelty of the oppressor but the silence of the bystander. - Elie Wiesel

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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