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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Be yourself, who else is better qualified? - Franklin J. Giblin II

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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