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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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