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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Be yourself, who else is better qualified? - Franklin J. Giblin II

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The only way to outdo, to outperform the competition, is to offer something unique and something better than they have. - Tim Soulo

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

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Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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