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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Be yourself, who else is better qualified? - Franklin J. Giblin II

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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