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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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