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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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