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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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