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Salt: Something useful in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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