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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to outdo, to outperform the competition, is to offer something unique and something better than they have. - Tim Soulo

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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