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Be yourself, who else is better qualified? - Franklin J. Giblin II

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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