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Underwater Smoking thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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