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Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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