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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it. - Voltaire

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend. - Margaret Thatcher

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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