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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

The world's continual breathing is what we hear and call silence. - Clarice Lispector

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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