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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may! - Dr. Seuss

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend. - Margaret Thatcher

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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