Underwater Breathing

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Do not allow loneliness to lower your standards. - Renee Slansky

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson