Underwater Breathing

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got. - Seneca

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may! - Dr. Seuss

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen Covey

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato