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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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