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Undergarment Financing

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Undergarment Financing thanks to Dave Loewen

Some things you don't want to touch

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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