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QuotaBillsGod gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller
When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb
A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright
A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese
Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen
Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman
There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins
Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump
Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein
My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen
Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor