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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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