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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki