Undergarment Financing

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

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Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

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The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor