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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer