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QuotaBillsHe who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb
A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright
Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch
A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson
Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen
Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis
Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard
Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde
Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein
Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar
Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer