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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban


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