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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. - Dead Poets Society

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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