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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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