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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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