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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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