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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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