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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock