QuotaBillsLog On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon