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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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