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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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