Ugly Haircut

A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb