Ugly Haircut

A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro