Ugly Haircut

A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield