Turtle Home

Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon