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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'
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Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

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I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

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Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

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