Turn Into Lanes

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn. - Earl Nightingale

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

There is much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it. - Seneca

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com