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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

The steam that blows the whistle can't be used to turn the wheels. - Amish Saying

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

There is much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it. - Seneca

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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