Turn Into Lanes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz