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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'
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The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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