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Trunk Drinkers

Where backseat drivers are allowed to drink and drive

Trunk Drinkers thanks to Dave Loewen

Safe driving in 'the boot'

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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