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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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