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Trunk Drinkers

Where backseat drivers are allowed to drink and drive

Trunk Drinkers thanks to Dave Loewen

Safe driving in 'the boot'

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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