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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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