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Trunk Drinkers

Where backseat drivers are allowed to drink and drive

Trunk Drinkers thanks to Dave Loewen

Safe driving in 'the boot'

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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