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Looking for signs of nature

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker


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