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Tree Sign

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Tree Sign thanks to Ellen Hampton

Looking for signs of nature

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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