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Tree Sign thanks to Ellen Hampton

Looking for signs of nature

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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