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Tree Sign thanks to Ellen Hampton

Looking for signs of nature

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By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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