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Tree Sign

Are you stumped trying to find a tree arborist?

Tree Sign thanks to Ellen Hampton

Looking for signs of nature

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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