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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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