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Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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