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Tree Removal

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Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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