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Tree Removal

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Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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