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Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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