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Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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