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The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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