Tree Loft

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli