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Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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