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Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

The houses that he makes last till doomsday. - William Shakespeare

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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