Tree Loft

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck