TP Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner