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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei


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