Topping The Charts

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson