Topping The Charts

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

If you haven't experienced the bottom, you won't appreciate the top. - Joe Segal

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. - Jerry Seinfeld

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler