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Too Short

Weight loss advice from the Doctor

Too Short thanks to Gus Souza

Try this 'grow tall' diet plan

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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