Too Short
Weight loss advice from the Doctor
Try this 'grow tall' diet plan
QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton
Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne
Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes
Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain
The archer who overshoots his mark does no better than he who falls short of it. - Amish Saying
The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt
People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell
A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus