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Too Short

Weight loss advice from the Doctor

Too Short thanks to Gus Souza

Try this 'grow tall' diet plan

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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