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Too Short

Weight loss advice from the Doctor

Too Short thanks to Gus Souza

Try this 'grow tall' diet plan

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon


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