Too Short

The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon