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Too Short

Weight loss advice from the Doctor

Too Short thanks to Gus Souza

Try this 'grow tall' diet plan

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short. - John Geddes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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