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Weight loss advice from the Doctor

Too Short thanks to Gus Souza

Try this 'grow tall' diet plan

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The archer who overshoots his mark does no better than he who falls short of it. - Amish Saying

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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