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Too Short

Weight loss advice from the Doctor

Too Short thanks to Gus Souza

Try this 'grow tall' diet plan

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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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