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Tomorrow

Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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