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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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