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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

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