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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

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