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Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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