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Tomorrow

Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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