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Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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