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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

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