Tomato Treat

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock