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Tomato Treat

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Tomato Treat thanks to Mike King

Tomatoes provide a high source of photographic calories

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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