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Tomato Treat

She certainly knows how to grow tomatoes

Tomato Treat thanks to Mike King

Tomatoes provide a high source of photographic calories

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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