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Toad Time

Is it time to turn your prince into a frog?

Toad Time thanks to Howard Chapman

Going back to whatever relationship you previously had

Humans cannot catch warts from toads. The bumps on a toad are not warts. Warts on human skin are caused by viruses that are unique to humans. It is safe to go back to whatever relationship you had with your toad.

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

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He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

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Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

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The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

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There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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