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Is it time to turn your prince into a frog?

Toad Time thanks to Howard Chapman

Going back to whatever relationship you previously had

Humans cannot catch warts from toads. The bumps on a toad are not warts. Warts on human skin are caused by viruses that are unique to humans. It is safe to go back to whatever relationship you had with your toad.

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If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

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Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

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People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

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