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Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

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In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

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A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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