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Time Flies

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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor Frankl

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

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