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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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