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Tight Fit

How to cut corners on a bathroom design

Tight Fit thanks to Howard Chapman

Creating a cozy bathroom atmosphere

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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