Tight Fit

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller