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Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson