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Tight Fit

How to cut corners on a bathroom design

Tight Fit thanks to Howard Chapman

Creating a cozy bathroom atmosphere

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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