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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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