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ThrowYo

Frisbee for the friendless

ThrowYo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Works like a boomerang, throws like a Frisbee and acts like a Yo-Yo

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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