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ThrowYo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Works like a boomerang, throws like a Frisbee and acts like a Yo-Yo

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I was wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, then it hit me. - Unknown

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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