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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. - Carlos R Zafon

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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