Three Wise Women

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison