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Three Wise Women

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Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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