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Three Wise Women

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Three Wise Women thanks to Jim Serritella

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Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


Redneck Shave

Coffee Grinds

Legal Exhibit

Cattle Breeding

Study to Fail

Light Bulb

Lifeguard Distancing

Giant Grasshopper

Horse Hearse

Train Boat

Yarn Bombing a Bus

Canned Art

Bubble Boy

High Wire Bear Feeder

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Watermelon Shark

Curses, Foiled Again

Recipe Holder

Where Do You Want To Eat?

Pick Up After Your Dogs!

Lego Bridge

Falls Trail Tree

Melting Kayak

Beetle Collection