#1 humor site on the 'net

Three Wise Women

Practical gifts towards Peace on Earth

Three Wise Women thanks to Jim Serritella

The setting for a better Christmas Nativity scene

QuotaBills
What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


Fuse ReplaceMeant

Student Food Strainer

IBITE

Slide-n-Freeze

Lizard Guitar

Electricity Storage

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

How To Sharpen Pencils

Chevforodge

Free Stuff

Baby Bird Chorus

Hang On

Home Depot Delivery

Sea Painting

Radish Camouflage

Canadian Twins

Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital

Not Stuck

Motorcycle For Sale

Dog Cross

Pigeon Drink

Pittsburghese

Whose Problem

Grasping Shirt