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Three Wise Women

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Three Wise Women thanks to Jim Serritella

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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