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Three Wise Women

Practical gifts towards Peace on Earth

Three Wise Women thanks to Jim Serritella

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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