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Three Wise Women

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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