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This Rocks

Conversation with a kneeling rock sculpture

This Rocks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rock and stone sculpture - art to dazzle children

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie


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